Umm I'm too high to move.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
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If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
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I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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