If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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