i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I love black thongs
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I can't turn off my feet"
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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