I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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