Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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