Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
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You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
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I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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