all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
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Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
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Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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