Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
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Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
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Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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