This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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