Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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