K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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