Plan B is the new Plan A
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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