what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
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We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
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I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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