Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
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Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
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you are never too drunk for berry picking
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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