I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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