Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
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You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
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Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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