as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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