Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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