so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
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there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
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also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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