It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
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In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
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I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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