oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
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Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
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Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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