Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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