tell your sister to shave her snatch
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
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And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
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tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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