You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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