One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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