Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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