conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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