i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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