I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Gay?
German.
Pity.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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