I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
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I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
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I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
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