so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I wish you could order shots online.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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