In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
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That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
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Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
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