It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
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come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
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This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
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"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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