fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Randomize