Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
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