I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
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Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
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It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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