we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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