if i can run in heels then i can drive
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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