He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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