This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
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You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
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I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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