She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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