its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
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you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
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I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
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