Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
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It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
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Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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