Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
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Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
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LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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