There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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