I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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