fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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