It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
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I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
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I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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