Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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