My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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