I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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