doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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