Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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